Funny Graduation Quotes: In A Class Of Its Own

Excited graduates with mortarboard caps and long flowy gown collecting their certificates of graduation instantly reminds me of my favorite collection of funny graduation quotes.

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All these funny graduation quotes below are indeed truly hilarious and true too. Check them out.

“At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.”- Paul Freund

“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.”- Doug Larson

“Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.” – Garry Trudeau

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” – Mark Twain

“To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the ‘C’ students, I say you too may one day be President of the United States.” – George W. Bush

“Your families are extremely proud of you. You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.” – Gary Bolding

“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.” – Robert Orben

“It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days.” – Isabel Waxman

“Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.” – Erma Bombeck

So, which one of the funny graduation quotes is the funniest of all? As for me, I pick the quote by Paul Freund.