Crazy Funny Quotes To Make You Laugh

Do you know that laughing is an amazing healer? Our sense of humor and laughter has a powerful effect on our health and well-being. It relieves stress, uplifts our mood, and even boost our energy.

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The beautiful thing about laughter is it can get people together and help to enhance relationships. So, laugh your way to great health and long life as well.

Let’s have a great time laughing aloud some of these crazy funny quotes.

“Life is like a hot bath, the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.”

“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.” – Will Rogers

“Don’t tell me I can be anything and be happy because I will be walking around in a clown costume.”

“I have a mind like a steel trap. Stuff gets in there and WHAM! it never gets back out again.” – Bill Austin

“Why survive when you can live?”

“I’d rather be a failure at something I love, than a success at something I hate,”

“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.” – Phyllis Diller

“Laughter is like changing a baby’s nappy. It doesn’t permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.”

“One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.” – Will Durant

“You can be what you choose to be. But you can never be an elephant.”

“Think smarter, not harder.”

“God must love stupid people. He has so many!!”

“There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.” – W.C. Fields

“Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.”

“Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.” – Groucho Marx

“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? – Henry Louis Mencken

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher…and that is a good thing for any man.” – Socrates

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.” – Albert Einstein

“Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else

Ageing isn’t that bad if you consider the alternatives.” – Maurice Chevalier

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

“I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.”

“Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.” – Samuel Goldwyn

Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.” – Rudyh

“Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.” – Spike Milligan

“Second is the first loser.”

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.”  – Groucho Marx

“Boys are like lava lamps…fun to look at but not very bright.”

“Go for the happy endings, because life doesn’t have any sequels.”

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