Let’s check out these funny naughty quotes and sayings and have a good laugh.
“When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.” – Frederike Ryder
“Chastity is curable, if detected early.” – Woody Allen”
A dirty book is rarely dusty.” – Anonymous
“A terrible thing happened to me last night again – Nothing.” -Phyllis Diller
“It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.” – Chinese Proverb
“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip” – Gary Allan
“Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?” – Murray Banks
“When I’m good I’m very, very good but when I’m bad I’m better.” – Mae West
“It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.” – Brigitte Bardot
“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.” – Abraham Lincoln
“Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.” – Jayne Mansfield
“I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.” – Jay McInerney
“It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the Garden of Eden.” – Anonymous
“But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.” – Waiter Rant
“Nothing risqué, nothing gained.” – Alexander Woollcott
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.” – Mignon McLaughlin
“Love doesn’t make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” – Elizabeth Browning
“When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.” – Anonymous
“The best feelings are those that have no words to describe them….” – Michelle Hammersley
“Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.” – Groucho Marx